[bursts into your room] [grabs u by the shirt] [leans in close] [whispers in ur ear] titty malaysia
Like these random people in this gay bar really know and care about Rachel this much
I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH
are those street names for drugs
» Being a badass
White girls Vs Black girls being accused of talking shit
I don’t think people realize how anxious and paranoid I can get. It can get to the point where I’m convinced that all of my friends secretly don’t like me and that they only pity me. Sometimes I feel like people only talk to me because I’m depressed. I convince myself that I’m useless, boring, unfunny and a bad person. I usually believe at least one of those things at any given moment. It hurts
That’s something so strange to me because some girl might be sucking dick and I’ll be eating spaghetti and I’ll be like
"we all have uses for our mouths"
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
This guy has the biggest balls
"did she say yes? …..hell yea"
I was at the store and over the radio there was an ad for OB and it said “critics claim Tatiana maslany is the best actress on television” and all i could muster was a